Computer One Liners....

Well...what else can one think of after slogging day in and day out (actually nights too!) with the most inanimate object on this planet. Here are a few tacky ones to tickle your bones..

• A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.
• According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
• A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
• A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
• Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
• Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows!
• All computers wait at the same speed.
• Willyoupleasehelpmefixmykeyboard?Thespacebarisbroken!
• Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.
• Any program that runs right is obsolete.
• A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom.
• A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
  

Catch ya later